Weird things I saw at the gym today:
1) A woman had her cell phone strapped to her arm, presumably to plug headphones into and listen to music with. However, she had (apparently) received a call at some point and decided to answer it (yes, while working out). She had her arm in the air and her head pressed against her bicep to talk into the phone while it was still in her armband.
2) Man in a scooter, scooting around from one machine to another- including the treadmill. Lift weights- stand up- sit on scooter- scoot five feet- stand up- sit on machine- lift more weights- stand up- sit on scooter...
3) There's a woman at my gym who is unmistakably a fitness competitor. The tan, the teeth, the hair, all combined with an very, very, very defined and toned musculature, make it really obvious what she's doing. First, she wears sunglasses while working out inside the gym. Second, I've seen her leave the gym (go out the front door) and come back ten to fifteen minutes later. Turns out? She's taking smoke breaks.
Yes. She's taking smoke breaks from her workout.
And that was all in one day, folks.