Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Awesome Search Terms Roundup

I love seeing how people find my blog, particularly if they come in from a search engine. My favorites from this blog:

"Men in underwear"

I've never posted a picture of a man in his underwear. This isn't that kind of blog. Though I'm sure you can find a lot of those kind of pictures on the "People" tag on Pinterest. Just Saying.

"Pithy marriage advice"
Why, thank you. I thought it was pithy.

"Research paper on Harry Potter"
This person, sadly, spent only twelve seconds on my blog. If they had emailed me I probably could have helped them a whole bunch, though.

On second thought... do your own darn homework.

"Some people are exhausting"
I don't know how this lead to me, but... it's true. And I think I could blog about this topic. Stay tuned.

Probably ten percent of my traffic is looking for this post in which I correct some seriously orange hair problems.  Which is a little bit funny to me, since it was my very first post on this blog. Perhaps I should have stopped while I was ahead?

Another five percent is looking for this post, in which I display the only semi-crafty thing I've done in... five years? Yeah. Five years sounds about right.

But my proudest achievement is that a whole bunch of people came looking for What Harry Potter Taught Us.

But, seriously, internet, why are you coming to me for "Romantic Teenage Text Messages"?

I cannot help you with that.


  1. Dara @ LivingMySomeday.comJuly 11, 2012 at 7:08 AM

    Fantastic. Simply fantastic. My favorite is probably "Some people are exhausting." :)

  2. Hahaha! I LOVE doing this... I haven't in a while, maybe it's time again :-)...... now I'm going to read your HP post...

  3. I'm so sad because after Snark Squad moved to Wordpress we haven't installed any web tracking. Nicole's been super busy and I just am dying to know what sorts of hits I'm getting on the Fifty Shades posts.

    Search terms are the best things of life.
    And yes, some people ARE exhausting. I look forward to that post.

  4. I keep getting ones about drinking your own urine... um, I don't remember posting about that but okay! Any hits are better than no hits right?

  5. Men in underwear? Haha That is great. I need to look at my search terms again. Haven't for a while. But a lot of people find me through Bono. Of course they don't stay on my blog for long. Darn.

  6. I love looking at the search terms people use to get to my blog.

    The amount of hits I get because of my post about Christian mingle makes me laugh a lot. That and I get a lot about what kind of shoes you should wear with a wine colored dress. But yours are far more entertaining.