I love seeing how people find my blog, particularly if they come in from a search engine. My favorites from this blog:
"Men in underwear"
I've never posted a picture of a man in his underwear. This isn't that kind of blog. Though I'm sure you can find a lot of those kind of pictures on the "People" tag on Pinterest. Just Saying.
"Pithy marriage advice"
Why, thank you. I thought it was pithy.
"Research paper on Harry Potter"
This person, sadly, spent only twelve seconds on my blog. If they had emailed me I probably could have helped them a whole bunch, though.
On second thought... do your own darn homework.
"Some people are exhausting"
I don't know how this lead to me, but... it's true. And I think I could blog about this topic. Stay tuned.
Probably ten percent of my traffic is looking for this post in which I correct some seriously orange hair problems. Which is a little bit funny to me, since it was my very first post on this blog. Perhaps I should have stopped while I was ahead?
Another five percent is looking for this post, in which I display the only semi-crafty thing I've done in... five years? Yeah. Five years sounds about right.
But my proudest achievement is that a whole bunch of people came looking for What Harry Potter Taught Us.
But, seriously, internet, why are you coming to me for "Romantic Teenage Text Messages"?
I cannot help you with that.